so, Angela informed me this morning that her husband thinks i look like a white version of Oprah.
yeah. Winfrey. OPRAH. WINFREY. a 60 year old Black Woman. i asked, "does he REALLY think i look like an old black woman??!?!?!?! FUH REAL?"
she said, "he said, look at her eyes. and mouth, and nose" at which point i interjected with , "HOW?????? my nose is SO small that when i was in second grade, i fell off a swing ONTO my face and had scrapes on my forehead and upper lip... COMPLETELY missed my nose, it's so small!"
and then she said, "well you DO have black woman lips" i do? do i? fuh real? no.
and while i was on the phone with her, i google imaged the Lovely and Talented Oprah.
and then yelled into the phone, "OHMYGAW I DOOOOOOO I DOOOO LOOK LIKE OPRAH!!!!!"
and it's kinda true.
i'm Bizarro Oprah. well, she IS a beautiful woman. i guess it's a compliment.